Hmmm....BMMFFGH!...fffffFFFFFFFTTTTT....hmmmmmm...click
The boiler.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

There's a clock like yours near me.
It's not that close so I can just about hear it, I quite like it actually.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:06, archived)