last night i was thinking of fucking you with
barbed wire cock
and when i pull it out slapping my nuts all over your face, while everyone comes over to my place
wile we jizz and jizz all alike, while i sit looking at you on my bike, naked as naked can be, wont you suck my dick in a tree
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

cats have
barbed penises
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

Pigs have willies shaped like corkscrews
and dogs have inflatable bits on one end.

/Red Rocket Info 2005©
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

well whatta ya think?
do you like my balls, bounce off the walls, go down the halls, standing tall, ask if you can go to the mall?
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

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( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)