I got caught by a speed camera twice on the same road.
But here's the thing: they caught me once, and fined me. However, they didn't even give it enough time for the notification to get to me before they got me again, so instead of me going 'Ooops, three points and seventy quid, I've learnt my lesson', I went 'Cunts. No wonder nobody likes these bastard things. I'm now on six points and a hundred and forty quid (about three days' wages for me then) down'.

Fucking cunts.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

cunts.
I'll probably get a four-figure fine in court tomorrow. I notice Michael Essien was only fined £1,500 for drink-driving recently. by that logic and based on income and relative seriousness of offence, I should be fined about 11p. Likelihood of that happening, do you think?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Whatever, you fancy-dan research scientists with your playboy lifestyles and outrageous incomes.
Deserve everything you get.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)