I think I might have stupid guts, but I haven't really bothered checking it out because it doesn't affect me much
I think I have buggered knees though. It hurts when I cycle or climb up long flights of stairs. This is a convenient excuse for not exercising properly.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I think I've fucked my knees
by habitually sitting cross legged.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)