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I've just had the worst stomach cramp ever. Literally bent double trying to breathe. I hope that's just my IBS.

What's wrong with you, medically? I've got stupid guts, am clinically emo and bonegay.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

I'm anaemic.
Red wine, steak, broccoli and spinach dusted with crushed up iron tablets for every meals sorts me out a treat.

This is funny.
awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

That's quality.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I particularly like "The Lean"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

:D I've never been in a family portrait like that
I can't think of many things more cringeworthy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

My parents' house is plastered with them.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

I don't think I could handle it, so well done to you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I wouldn't waste your time with the broccoli or spinach if you want iron though.
just eat the flesh straight off a still-mooing cow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I like brockly and spinnidge though.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

SICK.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

:(

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

love ya really ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

GUINNESS
I loved being anaemic.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Fuck all.
I'm tip-top.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

I can't cough up phlegm.
It gets as far as my throat, and that's it. I can't do that horrible *cccccggggggggghfffffffffhhhhhhhhh SPIT* thing to get rid of it, and medicines don't help at all. I've inherited it from my dad, and Western medicine has so far been unable to work it out.
It's fucking horrendous.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Upside down?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I'm not Batman.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

and you never will be with that attitude

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

deep throat a toilet brush and chimney sweep it out

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

There'll be 26 years' worth.
I'll be there all day.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

IBS is very sexy.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

I don't need to be sexy, I've already tricked someone into proposing to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

*HIGH "TRAPPED COMMITTED TO ONE PERSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE" FIVES*

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

You're damn right. He's my wife now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I've got a cold right now
otherwise, SAD and sleep apnea sometimes. And terrible skin, but I'm on the internet so that's to be expected.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Do you have a pushy-airy-sleepy machine?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

no
Unfortunately, it means I have to sleep hugging something. TERRIBLE.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Awwwww :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

i have a dodgy sympthy gland which leads me to not giving a fuck

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

don't forget the bivvy fetish

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

not sure that is a medical condition
if it is i might see if i can get signed off for it and spend more time in my bivvy
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I am a chest fail.
I also have low blood pressure, which could be a result of the chest fail and the medication. I get IBS and migraines too.

Other than that I am annoyingly healthy for a fat bird.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I think I might have stupid guts, but I haven't really bothered checking it out because it doesn't affect me much
I think I have buggered knees though. It hurts when I cycle or climb up long flights of stairs. This is a convenient excuse for not exercising properly.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I think I've fucked my knees
by habitually sitting cross legged.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Depression mainly.
Doctors tried to claim I had IBS but they never did any kinds of proper tests so I don't believe them. If I get that kind of stomach ache, I'll just have some peppermint 'tea'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm more prone to headaches too.
These are due to when I had meningitis when I was a wee one. When I get one, you'd do best to fuck off and leave me alone.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Duly noted.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I have cartilage damage in my neck
and nerve damage in my right arm.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm getting horrendous migranes
for the first time in 8 years.

Last time I was getting them I ended up having a catscan.
Hopefully that doesn't happen again
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)