If I had a tracheotomy I'd have one of those whizzing whistles in permanently just to be really annoying.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26,
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or a kazoo
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26,
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