FOR FUCK'S SAKE
ARE THERE ANY HEALTHY PEOPLE HERE TODAY?
(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

NO
FUCK OFF
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

:'(

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Now I'm ill with sadness

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

bawwww

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

And the only medication is TOPLESS WOMEN

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

TITS, STAT

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

I predict seven males reply to this

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

GET YOUR TITS OUT FRIZ! COOR!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Two.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

If Friz counts as a male that is.
It's dubious I know.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

three

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

phwoar

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

WAHEY.

( sleepybinky, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

HANG ON WHAT WHAT WHAT?

( sleepybinky, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

BINKY

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

BINKITTY BINKITTY BINK

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY.
ME NEXT.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I'm going to be 22 in 88 days.
EXCITING.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'm discovering that I'm older than most of you
this has upset me somewhat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

i assumed you were about 14

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

that's what your mum said
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

mine is in october, i'm pretty sure that no-one else has theirs between now and then

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Mine and baldmonkey's are on the same day.
Stick THAT in your diary and bookmark it!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

were you born in the same year?
surely the world cannot be gifted two such individuals on the same day?!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

God no.
He's WELL old.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

how old are you?
plus or minus me?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

just seen
nurrrr old nurrrrr
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

when are you?
I'm 23 on the 22nd.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

20th
I'll be *cough*27*cough*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

oooh, you just beat me
I'll get you a pair of slippers and a pipe ;)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

You bloody kids! Get out of my garden!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

OLD.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

noooooooo
oh, the bike was a midlife crisis, wasn't it? *SADFACE*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

COCK TUESDAY!

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

*cough*

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Everyone has one compliant or another
then human body isn't perfect, you know.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

*flexes*

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

lol!

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

yeah
I'm a walking advertisment for rude health.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Visible erection and a sly wink?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

There's not a minute goes by that I'm not lightly sporting at least a lazy lob

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Rockin' a semi eh?
I'm not sure it is a good look.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

It's the concentration of natural SEXY.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Maybe that is what i'm doing wrong.
If I walk around with a visible semi through my jeans, the ladies won't be able to resist!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

best if you rub it against them too
we like that.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Thanks for the advice
I'm going to the pub this evening, i'm going to have to try this out. I didn't know frottaging against girls was what they liked.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

It's tried and tested.
www.awkwardboners.com
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

They have pills to sort that out now.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I SAID I WAS TIP TOP.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

You, poured on flan.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'M TRYING TO BE.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm pretty much always healthy :)
morning all :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Morning D to the G.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Word up spinnypants

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

you sicken me, poopot

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I still giggle like a school girl when you call me that
Then again, I giggle like a school girl anyway, see, HAAW HAAW EHHOR EHHOR HAAW HAAW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

you know some peculiar schoolgirls
this is not in any way surprising
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

They've got wicked Popeye arms.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

i've just noticed that i missed my 12345th post
shame!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

HOWEVER!
it turns out that the 'poopot' one WAS my 12345th
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

yay :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

*jet-propelled high five*

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

I appear to be in no current danger of dropping dead.
Does that count?
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

My housemate has Swine Flu

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Do you live with a person or a pig though?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

The irony of the situation is that I often suggest that his head was carved from some pork by-product.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

no, i have cancer

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

chin up bud :)
Not unless it's throat cancer and you've had a tracheotomy, may want to keep that chin down, don't really want to see that spit valve thanks.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

If I had a tracheotomy I'd have one of those whizzing whistles in permanently just to be really annoying.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

or a kazoo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Did you get your tools back?

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

nope, someone now has them or has sold them
looks like i'll be buying all new stuff
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

New tools are nice things to have.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

could have done without the expense this month, but ho hum, shit happens

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

I'm tip top and a okay today thanks.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Well I'm healthy but you clearly have a cancerous personality.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Yes.
Me.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Healthy in what way?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:39, archived)