Im already in a third world country
I dont need to move to one
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Lol, but surely aberdeen is so full of pissed offshore workers chucking their money at pubs and strippers the economy is like Vegas

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Thats pretty much exactly what its like
Expensive as hell...outside of aberdeen there be dragons though
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

God bless offshore workers and their funny scottish money
And their amazing capacity for rum.

DRAGONS!

Is it pretty tho? The weather lady said scotland is sunny today.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Very much so

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

You bastard. Norwich is decidedly grey

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Then you would not like Aberdeen

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ha!
Move up here then.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I would, but I like english money too much

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

word bitch
I'm off work sick give me sympathy
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Oh, I just bloody emailed you, you useless fuck
What's the matter then?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I've got fairly mild flu,
but due to panic, I'm under instruction to stay home.
I was starting to piss off the people sitting near me by sneezing all over them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Hahahaha
I'll get you some oinkment etc

*prepares you tea and soup and paracetamol*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:03, archived)