I'll take it.
But I don't want to live in it. I want the room to be contantly on fire, never going out. You'll have to keep fuelling it obviously, but 24/7/365 that fire must keep burning.

I cannot offer any money so you may keep any money the fire room earns.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)