I think you would find it soothing and slightly endearing with me doing tortoise face at you as you slept.
Sort of like a dreamy lizard guardian.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

You bastard.
I just nearly choked on my water and very almost splurted it out my nose. I haven't done that since I was 14.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

It's a talent.
*Tortoise Faces*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:50, archived)