Only because your face is a pug's bumhole height.
OH NO! DON'T BACK UP MR. BONGO *blooooop* mrfffffmrrfmrpphh!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Pfft
Hello DG
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Heeeeello cheeky chops :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)