also
I think another fresh johnny over the frozen one would solve the tongue lamppost stick thing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

*real life shudder*
But eventually it'll melt... and...

Urgh. This makes me very sad.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)