I heard someone refer to poo as "doings" yesterday
I havent heard that phrase for ages, I think it's ace.

Doings.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

It's doubly useful
for coprophiliacs.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

now i know what betty boo was singing about

( spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

She used to shit in condoms
freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I believe it's referred to as a Lumley due to Joanna Lumleys preference for that kind of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I totally dont beleive this
though Joanna Lumley did do some porn in the 1970's.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I think I read that on here yesterday
Although I could have just imagined it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

I read it on here yesterday
but that's no guarantee that you read that on here yesterday.

I think you have an urge to pleasure yourself with a frozen shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I don't think JL
ever did proper porn, she was in the odd farce comedy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I bet she would if the Gurkhers asked her to.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I would if one of them cunts
was threatening to cut me a new bumhole with his little stabbity knife.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

That would be
quite a few catergories in one there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

"gerkhers" are the regiment that protects 9n0nz0's house.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

She did
took it up the shitter off dogs
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I thought that was called space docking
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space-docking

Obv nsfw
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I think you'll find the correct term for this practice is
"OMG THATS FUCKING SICK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING SICK WIERDO FREAK, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE NOW, BITCH"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I think it'd be quite difficult to poo into a condom in the first place
And wouldn't there be a danger of a "tongue stuck to frozen lamppost" scenario?

Is it one of those things that no-one has ever actually done, an urban myth like the superman and the angry pirate? Or are people that bored and broken?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW GOATWORRIER!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

?
1 do a firm shit
2 roll the johnny over it
3 freeze
4 seek treatment for mental illness

simples
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

also
I think another fresh johnny over the frozen one would solve the tongue lamppost stick thing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

*real life shudder*
But eventually it'll melt... and...

Urgh. This makes me very sad.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But you'd have to grab your own poo.
Although I imagine if the intention is to put it in your freezer then in your bum that'd be part of the fun.

*does a bit of a shudder*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Like an auctioneer on the toilet.
Doing once, doing twice, DONE.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

That sounds like a crazy provincial phrase

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

I remember a lot of people using it as a euphemism when I was a kid
but not so much since the end of the ice age.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I've only heard it used in referral to dogs.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Pugs doings
all over your mucky tits.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

My tits are spotless, I'll have you know

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

whatever, spottytits

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

No nipples ?
You are Polly Pocket.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

I had them removed
and replaced with two smiley faces.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Jesus Christ woman, this is the internet !
I expect your GAZ inbox just bulged...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

nerp
maybe I am immune to pandering now.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Someone keeps telling me they want to "touch base" with me.
Does this mean I'm in for a shag here?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

No
it means they are a cunt and they want to bore the fucking cunt off you by being a cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

yes, definitely
next time you see said person, start stripping off immediately
they'll follow suit
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Nah, they just think you'd be good at Rounders

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

He is
/relurks
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

MOOSE
*grasps your shin*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Oh yes, I'd forgotten the rounders bash
:)
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

next time you see this person
cup their genitals. This is a secret code, they'll know what you mean.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

It mean they want you to rape them
and they'll be deeply offended if you don't
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I fucking hate that phrase
It's normally followed by a meeting where cunts say things like, Blue sky thinking or Thinking outside the box.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

PROMOTE SYNERGY
Like a boss
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

:-(

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

NSFW
www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-like-a-boss.html
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

*shits on your desk*
/like a boss
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

haha
I quite enjoyed that
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'd fuck that fish's brains out for sure
LIKE A BOSS
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

i say do, and you say action
you say synergy, and i say what the fuck is synergy?
do, action, synergy, thingy
let's have a strategic review
( spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Ahaha, I just looked up synergy
It basically means teamwork.

Fucking buzzwords.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

that extra syllable
is empowering
( spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

i'm waiting for the little tits to leave the nest, the big tits are in and out all day, if the little tits fall out they will land on the paving tho

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I have a wren nesting in my garden
it's so tiny I think it could fly down my jappy and nest there.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

i have a nun wrestling in my garden
words are fun!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

There's a Gun Pestling in my hardon

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Girls only fart to impress boys

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

My best mate is the fartiest woman I've ever met.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Girl farts are vicious compared to boy farts

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I can't smell hers, for some reason
it's a sign that we were meant to be platonic wives.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

great success!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

That, and she's got very comfortable knees for a skinny bint.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Getting farted on whilst spooning is funny for 5 seconds then just disappointing...and then upsetting.
with my last missus I could always tell if she was going to fart. she would powt, look at me all upset like she was about to cry and then let out an anal fog horn. She'd try and get hugs but i'd push her on the forehead bully style to get her away from me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

You need to strike up a deal with her
for each time she farts on your cock, you get to bum her.

I feel this would fix 90% of failing marriages.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

hahaha
harsh but fair
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

GIRLS! don't hold it in! it just strokes against your poops in your bumbank and makes them smell worse!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

*inserts finger into your mouth slowly...*
...you like? you liiiiike?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I've never heard that phrase

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

My boy was staying up late
He said to me, "wow dad it dark time"
Dark time, I havent used that in years
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Is he 15 and a retard ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Yes
What of it?
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

bloody racist toddler
He's called Lenny Henry, national treasure.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)