We had a genius girl sit behind us during X-Men Origins.
She was in my bad books when she felt like announcing loudly to her friends "I dun even know what x-men is!"
She then proceeded to bleat out every wonderful thought that tripped out her little head and out her wide gob. Presumably to try and impress the bloke she was with so he would hopefully plow her disease ridden snatch and finally she'll have a daddy for the wee unborn baby currently swimming in a foamy sea of 12 teenagers's spunk. "Oh, that's the wife!" NO FUCKING KIDDING YOU RAY OF LIGHT IN THIS DARKENED ROOM! Thank fuck you were here otherwise I'd have to think for myself.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Oh god.
Had this soooo many times. And also the funny SSSHH Fights people have.

I hate the cinema. Only will go if I'm with the lads.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)