I went up to see the new Star Trek filum last night in our local movie emporium.
I don't go to the cinema that often (in fact I think the last one I saw in there was the last Star Wars one) Anyway, there was exactly 40 people in the place and was rather empty, so next thing is 2 forrins planted themselves directly behind us. Like hello, there are about 960 seats to pick from, why the fuck do they choose to sit right behind us? anyway yes I must agree with the reviews that somebody had their finger on the lens flare button, it had more holes in the plot than swiss cheese and really did feel at times like 90210 in space. But, I enjoyed it and I look forward to the next one and the series that will no doubt come from it.

Oh, and £5.50 for a large coke and a bucket of popcorn? not feckin likely pal.

do you like popcorn?
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Airline food eh ?
Whats that about ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Weird food, deffo
On Singapore Airlines, they offer spicy oriental dishes for breakfast.

Good old culture, throwing main meals out in the morning.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I tried bringing my own food to the cinema and they kicked me out
I told them their popcorn prices were outrageous. Besides, I hadn't had a barbeque in ages
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

How unreasonable of them.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

guile guile guile
feel free to help yourself to some
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

SONIC BOOM

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

hahaha

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

it's no laughing matter

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

People seem to have missed the point of your sarcastic response.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

It's the chance you take
when casting pearls among swine.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Maybe you should've tried a mother-in-law joke
/talkers take food very seriously.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I wouldnt say my mother in law's fat
because she's dead.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I think its more that
the 'Airline food..' sarcasm is so overdone that the only way to deal with it is in an equally sarcastic manner.

Double sarcasm = honest answer.

Or something.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

That's really interesting.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

i see what you did there, very clever

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

That means so much, coming from you.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

thanks, it fills me with joy to know that you value my input

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Haha, ho ho, right, get this, right, yeah'.....
Tomorow I'm, hehe, hoho, going on a flight. teehee, then, like, when they bring out the food, i'll totaly hit them blamo, with "What's the deal with THIS?".

Hahahahahhahaha, I bet they ain't heard that before !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Salted popcorn wins every single time.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Wrong wrong wrong
HAS to be butter!
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

this

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

In the way that salted cardboard wins over plain cardboard.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I only eat cardboard drizzled with EVOO and sun dried tomatos

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

My mrs loves popcorn
I can take it or leave it.

You should have turned around and waved your cock at the forrins.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

never thought of that
one of them was a nice looking blonde girly as well.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

"I've bought some popcorn and now I have no money"
"yeah, thats how much it costs"
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

"I only said I done it so that they'd take me balls out of the blender"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Awww I am sad it's getting bad reviews I really fancied going to see it.
I will just wait for transformers instead I think.


Also in other sp@m news I am slightly perplexed as to why after doing lots and lots of maths this morning I discover that it's going to work out about £200 cheaper a month for me to stay at home rather than going back to work in September when little sp@m starts big school.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Star Trek? It's had almost nothing but rave reviews
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_trek_11/
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

TBL gave me the impression lots of folk thought it was bad.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Every review I've read of it has said it's great.
I can't abide Star Trek but even I want to see it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I love it,
it's star trek week on Sky Movies so I am taping them all and watching them again The wrath of KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN is on either today or tomorrow
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Watch Khan then the new one

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

bad reviews? erm no..

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Lots of people think it's quite good though

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Oops I forgot to answer the question
I love Cinema popcorn when it's all warm and yummy but everything else is rubbish, I've never tried to make my own so I don't know what that tastes like as I wouldn't know how to flavour it. I hear you can use fruit juice but I haven't looked into it properly.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Microwave popcorn is good
but you get a lot of it unpopped at the bottom of the bag.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Then you should microwave it for longer

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

It then just burns the nice bits
0/10 for this advice
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

This.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I have never burned popcorn
Maybe you should try it on a lower setting.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I don't really like mircrowave popcorn I think it has a metallic taste
Also don't open the bag and smell.

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21425634/
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

two bags a night for several years?!
i'm surprised he hasn't got more problems
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

no its not bad at all
it is worth going to see, only do not go and see it with a "die hard trekkie/trekker" or they may complain throughout.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

As a die hard trekkie myself
I am not sure I want to now.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

I don't want to ruin it for you
so I won't give away any plot stuff, my mate is a real die hard and he left his complaints until the end, but even he had to admit it was a good show.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Oh OK maybe I will go then
I'll have to go on me todd though as I have no friends who want to come with me.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I have to go alone too
as the mrs doesn't want to see it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I want to go...
and I am all alone because my friends saw it without me last night :(
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

we should have had a star trek bash.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Us lot? All sitting together in the dark?
Hmmm...
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Last time I went to the cinema we paid £7 for four of us.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

£6 for one last night
I download everything usually, but Sci-Fi stuff I will go to the cinema to see.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

god, I bet they even talked forrin too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

You sit in the best seats you can find (most likely centre of the room - middle of the row).
The next people, forrin or no, also want best seats. You're in them, so they take the next best being one row back.

It's a logical conclusion. Being a Trek fan you should know that.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

well yes I suppose so
thing is, the surround sound in our cinema is pants. so the middle seats are not as good as they should be.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I also went to cinema last night.
2 5ft innit blud wide boys chatting in front of us so we told them to shut up, one goes "Yeah what you gunna do 'bout it?"

There were 14 of us, some of us very big, all stood up and just looked at them. They were quiet after.

Great film but reminded myself why I hate the cinema. full of chatting loud eating cunts.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

The sound of other people eating is the worst in the world.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

It's just Uxbridge seems to have ONLY people in the cinema that don't actually want to watch the film.
In the arthouse ones in Mayfair are cool, but they are expensive an only show certain movies.

The sound of people eating is my biggest pet hate.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

CHOMP CHOMP CHEW GUZZLE

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

When I was younger
I used to take my dinner and eat it on my own in a different room
becuase my disgusting family made such awful eating sounds.

My housemate does this thing where he sort of pants whilst he eats relly fast.
It makes me want to kill him.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I feel irritated and sick
just thinking about it.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

GUH!!!!!
ME TOO.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

that does sound pretty extreme
occasionally at work, i'll be on the phone to someone and they'll start eating something
so i hang up on them
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Aaaah I hate that
My boss does it all the time. It is disgusting. If he talks to me with his mouth full I just ignore him.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
LIEK OMG, I YAM A SUPER SAIYAJIN?!?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I've never had problems at Uxbridge
Always seems a bit chatty before the film, but everyone seems to settle down one it starts.
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Well I always seem to go whenever the Uxbridge Kiss Mah Teef Chavs are there and you know what they're like...
We should swap :)

Ruislip Massive brap!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

nah - Hayes is where it's at!!
*may contain lies
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hayes...guuuuhhh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's not all ba..
oh no, wait.. yes it is :(
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Everything you say is tainted with
THE TRUTH!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's all true homey as I was with Rob's football team
I ain't no QOTWer
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

We had a genius girl sit behind us during X-Men Origins.
She was in my bad books when she felt like announcing loudly to her friends "I dun even know what x-men is!"
She then proceeded to bleat out every wonderful thought that tripped out her little head and out her wide gob. Presumably to try and impress the bloke she was with so he would hopefully plow her disease ridden snatch and finally she'll have a daddy for the wee unborn baby currently swimming in a foamy sea of 12 teenagers's spunk. "Oh, that's the wife!" NO FUCKING KIDDING YOU RAY OF LIGHT IN THIS DARKENED ROOM! Thank fuck you were here otherwise I'd have to think for myself.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Oh god.
Had this soooo many times. And also the funny SSSHH Fights people have.

I hate the cinema. Only will go if I'm with the lads.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Chavs should be fucking banned from the cinema.
Anyone under the age of 20 as well. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

Having said that, the cinema's too loud these days.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

That's the sort of thing my mum would say
EDIT: this doesn't mean i disagree
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

OLD
;)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I'm beginning to think so....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

we've been to a couple of 3-D childrens movies recently
I forget how noisy children are in the cinema. Still, can't whinge if you chose to see Monsters vs Aliens in the first place.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

You can and you should. Bloody OtherPeople'sKids.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I dunno
kids are noisy, that's how they are. You can't expect them to sit still and quiet for a whole film when they're little.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I can and will.
*advances at children with duct tape*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

My phone iz on silent innit, so youz can't say nuffin'.
I needz da bright screen to txt me brevrin's blud, cuz Iz got serihus buhznis blud, iz need to know where me crew be at.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

They tend to have shit quality sound systems
and turn them up too loud to compensate.

I'd rather watch a decent special effects-type film at home, in my lovely home cinema, with my great big Bose speakers rumbling and sitting on my comfy leather sofa with NO CUNTING STRANGERS EATING CUNTING POPCORN around me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Yes, very much this.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

i'd rather go to the cricket.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

and i do.
so i have nothing to complain about.
i suggest doing what you would rather do, if you get the chance.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

it might lower your blood pressure.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Cricket is shit
just the knowledge that some people somewhere in the country play cricket makes me homicidal.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

you poor thing!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

What if all I want to do is hang around with you, but I don't like the cricket?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

you can meet me in the pub afterwards if you like?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Go to a 10cc gig

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i found out not that long ago that the name refers to spunk
as does 'pearl jam'
obvious now, but it honestly never crossed my mind
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I prefer going to your home cinema too
especially to knock one off to dirty films in your special chair.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

We went to see knowing a few weeks ago
and I am not kidding it was so loud it really hurt my ears, I am sure one of the speakers blew because after plane scene it was crackling for the rest of the film.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

My local cinema now has a "over 18" screen
Where stuff like star trek can only be seen by over 18s.. works quite well
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Apart from the doggers taking photos on the back row...

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Won't stop annoying drunk people though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

That rock music is just a load of old noise too.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I'm in a post-metal band, and I don't mind how loud we are.
I just don't see why the cinema has to be louder than all the amps I've ever owned turned up to eleven.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

What's post-metal?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

because I can't be arsed to make a tit of myself explaining
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_metal
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

I prefer to call it apres metal,
I more of a apres rock man myself though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Would you consider Pelican post-rock? Pelican are fantastic.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I've heard of them
but never heard them so I am afraid I am of no help here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Consider them highly recommended.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I don't think I've ever listened to any
the closest I've come would be NIN.

Where would be a good place to start? I like new musics.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

ISIS, they're absolutely mind blowing.
Then The Ocean, the last album's bloody amazing, Russian Circles...

Try them for now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

*writes down*
thank you! :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I really hope you enjoy it, then I can foist my band on you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

What's post-metal?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Read above, R2.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

You play through people's letterboxes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

And the other day
I saw this kid, and it had long hair and I COULDNT TELL IF IT WAS A BOY OR A GIRL !

DISGUSTING !

Jesus would never have had long hair.

No....wait.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Best to go to an out of town cinema at a late showing on a sturday.
Its usually quiet as the knobs are too pissed to drive by that time, or just dont come all the way out in the first place.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

like hello, nobody gives a fuck

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

apart from everyone replying lol

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

These bleating fucks don't count Friz
as well you know.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

damn forrins and their different senses of personal space!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

London cinemas are sooo pricey
£9 for a ticket and a fiver for food easily - each.

But you don't have to sit next to anyone Northern or From the Country.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

*moves to London*
*moves back again*
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

This is so true
unless you live with a northern. Or a country type.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Oh spango, I have FEELINGS you know
:(
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

I'd sit next to you ANY DAY.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Awww, shucks thanks. I'd let you share my popcorn and I wouldn't even put my willy through the bottom of the box or anything

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

aww
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

You'd never find a place to park your tractor in london anyway

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Do I have to buy a seat for my whippet?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

I usually take some bottles of beer in with me
and some fruit.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I like that toffee popcorn with the chocolate and nuts in it.
The best thing about butterkiss is saving half the bag 'till the next day and having it as a cerial.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

You'll be fatter than Mykey
by the time you're 28
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Yeah', but at least people'll like me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I like Mykey, but I've never been very fashionable.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I suspect they are more likely to think you are a retard

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

I like salty popcorn
I don't understand people who complain about how expensive cinema snacks are when it's no surprise to anyone.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

This
it's not as though they body search you when you go in and stop you taking food & drink in like they do at Airports.

Go to a supermarket, buy a fucking great bag of maltesers and a vat of coca cola and poison yourself with sugar all the way through the film for about £3.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

yes, you shouldn't complain about things that are wrong but that have happened for ages.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

No, but there are other options

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

do these other options change the price of popcorn in cinemas?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

No they involve going to a shop where the prices may be more to your liking

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

A while back someone said some cinemas now search your bags for food,
because they don't like this dangerous new idea of fair competition and free markets or something.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

i don't think you understand what i'm saying here.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

what does bother me is when people abuse the staff at the concession stand about the price of popcorn
they have no control over it and are being paid minimum wage to stand there and dish it out to people

/ex cinema employee blog
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Female Genital Mutilation.
It doesn't suprise me, but it's still not on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I'm pretty certain there isn't a choice for that though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

No, you're right.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Yes indeed
Morrisons used to do a microwave popcorn that was "candy" flavoured.

It was the second worst thing ever
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Was the first thing Morrison's microwave candy flavour pigskin?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

no it's
people who open a packet of ginger biscuits, take one then TIP THE REST INTO A FUCKING BISCUIT BARREL FULL OF NORMAL BISCUITS, MAKING ALL THE NORMAL BISCUITS TASTE ALL GINGERY!

Rraaaggghhh!!!

*breathes*
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

they always put the "tear here" strip about a quarter of the way down the packet as well,
so you've either got to do that or eat loads of them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

I thought it was shit.
I did a review. BLATANT SPAM. www.karlhysteria.co.uk
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

But you hate everything that's cool and like everything that's shit due to being emo and stuff so I'm going to read it as if I'm living in topsy turvy land.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

No, I just hate stuff because I'm better at writing about bad things.
I have gone out of my way to see shit before.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

You know how in photoshop you can do "negative image".
Microsoft Word needs something similar.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

popcorn is something I would never think to eat outside of the cinema,
so I can't think why I'd really want it in the cinema either. Not that fussed. I can go two hours without eating anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

There is also this
Where did the obsession with having to eat at the cinema come from?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

The States, I'd imagine.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:50, archived)