You could be the star player
Just think of that!
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

This is a sad thought.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

oi!
South Ruislip Rangers striker in my hayday I'll have you known you cheeky minx.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

*sees your twig and berries*
*swoons*
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Would you please stop picking at them please thanks luv?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

*makes jam*

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

HOOOOOOOOOOOF!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

I can be the dour but professional holding midfielder.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

epic tag team

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

please please please
I want a football team
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

a warm up in a park would a good thing, just a kick around one weekend to see if it's viable.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Hmmm, I could be you know. I do like the attention...
But I would feel a bit bad making chubbers fall over. I still think people would like me being a cheerleader though. I could jump too high and my twig and berries could flop out...that would be pretty cool...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)