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Is there a /talk 5 a side football team
if not there should be.

edit: I've already decided on a name
Mottingham Forest

edit: I'm chuffed - a perfect excuse to repost my favourite story
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post420966
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
I'll be cheerleader and jump around in small shorts.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
I had a dream about that.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
Sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
You'd be up for it right?
Who else is in London?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
I can't play - but I'd attend all the games.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
Nah, it would be shit.
Watching unskilled puffy chubbers jog about some astro turf? I would be embarrassed to be seen with them, do you know what that will do to my street cred?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
You could be the star player
Just think of that!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
This is a sad thought.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
oi!
South Ruislip Rangers striker in my hayday I'll have you known you cheeky minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
*sees your twig and berries*
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Would you please stop picking at them please thanks luv?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
*makes jam*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
HOOOOOOOOOOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
I can be the dour but professional holding midfielder.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
epic tag team

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
please please please
I want a football team
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
a warm up in a park would a good thing, just a kick around one weekend to see if it's viable.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
Hmmm, I could be you know. I do like the attention...
But I would feel a bit bad making chubbers fall over. I still think people would like me being a cheerleader though. I could jump too high and my twig and berries could flop out...that would be pretty cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
:(
*runs off crying shrieking 'Mummy! Mummy!'*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Well, more trundles off at a low, sweaty speed

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
I'll be goalie

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
I'll be the girl that turns up, gazes at thighs and asks questions throughout.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
that set me wondering how one would send a private message to someone's thigh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
No, it's making me see that too
and I wrote it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
I'll provide half-time CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
Ooh yes.
This is a splendid idea. I'll help with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
Great.
I vote we eat our way through most of it during the first half.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
YES
it's a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
If it's half as good as your curry then I'm so there
Noms while thinking of Clendrix's curry
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
I want clendrix curry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
Then one day I shall make it for you :)

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
:D
I'll get my yum yum bib ready
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
It really is all of the awesomes
as are her mini pitta breads :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
All it takes is for somebody to stand round-about in front of the net and.. well, yeah, no balls will be getting in.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
This was my joke too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
You fat fingered wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
I love you too Tony

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
I could go in goal
I'd fill the fucker, no ball'd get past me.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
There should be a /talk debating society.
edited to make sense
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
a fat person could go in goal lolololololol

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
There should be a 100 a side team.
Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
You can have as many people as you like on your 5 a side team
but sadly only 5 of them get to play at any one time.
limitless subs mind.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
stop oppressing me

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
He's getting all stroppy and controlling and we haven't even got a team yet.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
I CALL FORWARD!
*scores goal from a yard out*
*puts tshirt over head*
*runs around pitch wailing and flailing arms*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
Are you in London yet?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
It would naturally be London only.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
I'll build a secret Midlands team.
You'll win the league and then my team will turn up and be like "You've not beaten us yet" and there'll be a hotly contested match where ultimately, you'll win by virtue of a goal scored in the last minute of injury time.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

runs wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
I'm quite small actually.
I used to run the 400m at school.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
I ran for a bus once

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
Was it worth it?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
yes, now I have a bus and I don't need to run

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
there's certainly enough footy fanciers on here
i am not one of them so i'll sit in the stands and boo/eat pies
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
I'm certain it would be dead wheezy to set up

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
No there shouldn't.
There, you weren't ready for this level of debate were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
FUCK FUCK FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
I'd play and be your star man
If I weren't 150 miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
I'd be his star player if I weren't in a wheel chair and on the moon.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
I think you still stand a chance.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
all of you can fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
I'll play
but you have to promise to not cry when I beat you Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
I'm going to play
just so I can foul someone and get sent off.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
i'll play
so long as there's no twatting around with "rules" and boring stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)