when I've interviewed people / read CVs and I've never bothered even reading these bits
the only thing I look for is relevant experience.

surely you can just dump this.
( rob, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

This is all well and good until you discover later that your new employee spends his spare time making model nazis out of his own shit and piss.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

as long as he does it in his own time
if it's on the clock I want a %age of the ebay takings
( rob, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Can I work for you please.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

sure
I pay in shit and piss tho
( rob, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

What about spunk?

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:49, archived)