my neighbour said "i hope the families well" over the fence to me the other day
which I found ironic, given that at that moment I was burying her decomposing corpse
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'm surprised she was able to speak.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

quite a restrained response for a zombie, all considered.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

This statement makes little sense,
and is most likely entirely untrue.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:21, archived)