but the revenge will be entirely fabricated.
I can just imagine the pudgy little fingers sweating away as they type up a Walter-Mitty all about how they spent 2 years doing Kung Fu and working out so they could beat up the kid who stole their dinner money at school.
When the sad reality is, the only time they ever won a fight was when their 15th level Dark Elf Fettle-Spelunker defeated a wounded Orc outside a Brothel in the hamlet of Whank-y-Cynt.
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