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Has anyone looked at Question of the Weak today
It's like one massive outpouring of misery.
I can see why JMG gets the way he does.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
At least we might get some real answers to this one

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
They'll be hugely exaggerated, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
That one by Wormulus is a definite lie.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
It is 100% true.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
so's ym

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
The bullying wont be exaggerated
but the revenge will be entirely fabricated.

I can just imagine the pudgy little fingers sweating away as they type up a Walter-Mitty all about how they spent 2 years doing Kung Fu and working out so they could beat up the kid who stole their dinner money at school.

When the sad reality is, the only time they ever won a fight was when their 15th level Dark Elf Fettle-Spelunker defeated a wounded Orc outside a Brothel in the hamlet of Whank-y-Cynt.

Online
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
A bully tugged on my school tie really tight so I couldn't undo it.
And when I tried THE WORLD EXPLODED leaving nothing behind except my uncle and my virgin anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
It was a massive mistake to ask that question, really.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
This is you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw88JamMxFw
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
OMG LOL I WAS GETTING A BLOWJOB OFF A MODEL IN MY FERRARI WHEN MY DAD CAME IN
AND SAID "Tsk, it doesnt seem that long ago that you let me do that for you, son" AND SO I SHOT HIM IN THE CUNTING FACE WITH A GUN MADE OF DRUGS !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
+ But the police let me off, cos of my Autism.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
I used to take the piss out of the spazzy kids because I was one of the cool kids and wore a leather jacket

I think I lived above a garage and was a jukebox repairman but I might be making up that last bit. Ayyyyyyyy Mrs CEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
judge by the best answers and not the worst
*checks*

yep, it's the usual mix of good and rubbish but this is good:
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post420966
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

good lies
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
You're like a kindly Catholic preist
looking after all the rag-tag elements of his flock.

And not bumming any of the little ones. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
STOP MOCKING ME

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
I laughed and was annoyed when I scrolled down and saw your name on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
ooooh
I might go over there and bitch about you in a minute. *lower lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
Ohh, oh oh, ohhh ! I know !
Wouldn't it be really funny if I reply something like...

"There was this kid at school with only 3 fingers on his left hand, so I smashed his fucking head in until his nose caved in with a hammer, I then raped his sister because she had a spackhanded brother. I got to the point where I was pissing on her tears when I was pulled off by a teacher".

That would be so edgy and cool !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
are they all essays? Or does it just look that way because I'm on my phone?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
I just put this on /links
b3ta.com/links/314501 probably GC but fuck this bloke is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, archived)