I hope there was bloodshed.
I mean, really.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

he was little and bald and looked so proud of it
i nearly hurled. i hadn't the heart to call the man a cunt so i smuggled it into the toilet under my napkin and slung it down the sink. which then got blocked with the fucking shrubbery he'd mashed in the "cocktail".

i was pissed.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:59, archived)