Pah !
You'd take one look at me and your fanny would be wider than mykeys waistline.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Bring a mop.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

A mop would be of no use whatsoever
you'd need a thousand rolls of "Bounty"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:43, archived)