I went for a job at Magners
“Why do you want to work for us?” they said
“To prove my wife wrong” I told them
“Really” They said ?
“Yes, she’s always telling me I’ll never be any use in Cider”
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Is there any new music I should know about?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Rock n Roll daddio
it's the new Jazz.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Passion Pit
White Lies
Grizzly Bear
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

What would you know about it, dotard?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

You never talk to me any more
I feel unvalidated

: (
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

that's because you're hideous and offensive to the eyes

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm fucking lush
you'd fancy me if you met me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I bet you look like half a scrotum

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

This is true, but it is the sexy half.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

well!
*swoons*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Pah !
You'd take one look at me and your fanny would be wider than mykeys waistline.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Bring a mop.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

A mop would be of no use whatsoever
you'd need a thousand rolls of "Bounty"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

I WAS ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTION
CUNTLEGS
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Those arent cunts on his legs
they are cankers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Bleargh

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Vote for my suggestion on QOTW

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Is it
"Fuck off you lying cunts" ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post421342
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

WORDS :)
Sweet sweet words.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Hands up who got the fear
when b3ta just went offline
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I thought I'd have to fill the time dinner was cooking with housework or something.
Lunacy.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

I was just worried that it had only broken for me
and I was missing out.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I thought I'd have to do some work.
*phew*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

This is madness
Never speak of that again
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I don't feel well. I want to go home.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Oh noes :(
What's wrong? Is it swine flu?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

It's anxiety I think. But it still makes me barf.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

*applies tummy rubs*
:( Not good
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I'm complaining about someone landed moby dick before me
dry white wine
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:46, archived)