Who can I have?
I'll teach them the Ways of the BGN. Also the Magical Mysteries of Tediousness
( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I say you throw a spear at them and whichever one you hit, you take home.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'll keep them in my rude hut

( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

is that a euphemism?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Nah, my hut is totally rude, dude
Like, 1991 style. You're only allowed in if you're sporting a hi-top fade
( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

how about a hi-top fade?
and basketball boots with the biggest tongue you ever saw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

TONGUE LIKE A MOTHERFUCK
Aiii? You're well in the Rude Hut.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

radical

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

You're far from BGN, Theo. You're one of "RR's b3tans to watch 2009"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

But this is just Richard Nixon's list
And you put your name at the top
( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, archived)