Did you win the love of a good woman in the same sense that you win an item in an ebay auction?
Did you get your wife off ebay?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Tombola.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Could have been worse.
It might have been at the Sunday meat raffle at the local rough pub.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:18, archived)