I am the worst gambler ever.
I've probably spent about £150 in my life betting on horses and greyhounds on nights out and so on, I've never won a penny.
I've won infinitely more betting on the Eurovision Song Contest.
( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

You're just a beginner. Keep at it.
300 bets is just practice, now you can go for the big win.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:02, archived)