can't make a tennis ball of match heads
spontaneously ignite when thrown to the ground, that's for sure.
/extinguisher at the ready
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

I tried making one of those years ago.
It got left on the windowsill of my bedroom.

I hope the house is still there.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I should point out that I've since moved.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12, archived)