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NOBODY PAY ATTENTION TO BALDMONKEY.
HE'S SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
can't make a tennis ball of match heads
spontaneously ignite when thrown to the ground, that's for sure.
/extinguisher at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
I tried making one of those years ago.
It got left on the windowsill of my bedroom.

I hope the house is still there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
I should point out that I've since moved.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1241660292/1241642861031.png
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

img218.imageshack.us/img218/6546/jmgsfault3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/jmgblame.jpg
(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Hahaha!!
Well played, Friz!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
It was only a matter of time before you got blamed for it.
img22.imageshack.us/img22/3503/jmgstrung.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Hurrah!
These are all going in the mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
I've been at the pub.
On the lemonades, don't rush with the tit-requesting gazzes, I'm not drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
I had no intention of gazzing you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Not you in particular.
You have milk swollen post baby tits at your ready disposal, all others are vastly inferior and less useful as water pistols.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Who is it that does that then?
In particular.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
I used to do that to my ex when he was being a cunt.
Which was often.

He never figured out why he'd get a wet back every time he played Fifa 98 instead of helping out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
OH GAZZING B3TANS!
Why must you target poor Limey with your sweaty palmed requests?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
SHOW US YOUR TITS LOVE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Good work on the RB.
I can hand deliver one of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
ACE :)

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I am a pure, chaste, innocent, angelic, virgin cherub. Yiu must surely have me confused with someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Ha,
you and me both love.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
SHOW US YOUR TITS

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
I've seen 'em
She has each one on an old roller skate to stop her paps grinding on the road.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Oi!
Fuckface!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
HEWWO
Sorry and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
You are a hellsent misogynistic bad mother whore bitch. I'm exactly the opposite.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
Oh Limey :(
It's all TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
I too have been at the pub.
Where, yet again, Sunderland prooved he is a substandard human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Mackems.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
It was a barrage of bad jokes and conversation killing.
He then stormed off and walked home on his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Isn't he also doing stand-up next month?
Oh, wait...sorry. That was someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
No, because people say that PB seems like a nice bloke at least.
Sunderland is much, much, much shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
I've been at the pub since 5pm
I was drunker earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
You're the one with the epic shitness.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Good lord, the pot/kettle alarm just exploded.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Haha,
I'm nowhere near your level of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
I know, you're well past it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Sweet lord you're misguided.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
No you're shitter.
No you.

Let's all agree that you're both as shit as each other dewds.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
Yet neither of us are as shit as you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
Takes shit to know shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
You're even both operating on the same unorginal shitty wavelength.
You two should seriously be best friends.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
I quite like him.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
We don't actually dislike each other.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
So you only don't dislike me?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
Are you two twins?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
MoT and BryanDedd,
in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
We have bisexual threesomes all the time.
I'm usually the little spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
Ha ha! Using the word 'dewds' doesn't give you a great standpoint for arguing levels of shitness.
STOP IT. YOU'RE NOT SHIT. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
Aww cheers dewd.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
*Raises eyebrow*
*Carries on with RBs.*
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
I didn't say anything

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
And yet it was still quite interesting and amusing.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Uh huh.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
....vagina boob.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
Hmmm?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
I'm watching Family Guy.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
Why did you reply to that?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Cos I didn't understand the reference.
And still don't cos I don't like Family Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Oh,
I thought you were a vagina boob.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
..?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
I've been doing some comedic observations.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/friz.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
You're turning into a bit of a stalker, my dear
But Wormulus has already made that joke, which means you have the same sense of humour as Wormulus.
(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
Or you really do look like droopy.
You slack jowled fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
Damn straight.

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
this from b3ta's number 1 Brad Dourif-alike

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
You have to put the two photos side by side and switch the names before you make such claims.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
It is true comedy gold

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
We should duet.
You play the piano and I'll make some of my hilarious comedic observations.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2011:35&version=47;
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job%2013:5;&version=47;
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=2&chapter=28&verse=33&version=31&context=verse
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
I found one about JMG
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings%202:23-24;&version=31;
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
And another!
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2026:11;&version=31;
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
Almost...
www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=dole&x=0&y=0
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=13&chapter=2&version=31
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
I think you messed your link up cause it went to a page with a load of red text and that.
Just letting you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
OH YEAH, STICK IT RIGHT UP YOUR PLACENTA THEN
 
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
hoe's the little person working out? i bet it's great
tho if it isn't never mind, it's going to be great, take care
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
He's a belter.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
You mean you use him to practice your belting on?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
you're actually quite sinister when you try to be nice
it's like you're storing it all up for an explosion of utter cuntishness in the not too distant future
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
I'm quite enjoying the build up.
Maybe I'll be the lucky recipient of the outburst!
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
I'm hoping that if I am not around it gets pop paged.
I don't want to be on the receiving end. I get quite upset when people are beastly to me, online.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
JOB DONE

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

j.photos.cx/2zcg-741.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
I want to see that in reverse.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:58, archived)