food is just stuff that keeps me from dying
i went to a great gig tonight and this weekend i'm going to a lot more. i expect i'll be eating food during that time probably. i'll try to remember what food i eat and tell you next week.
( scott,, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Which gig did you go to?
I'm going to the Slam Dunk Festival soon. It's for homosexuals and women.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

wouldn't you rather hear about what i ate?
well i'm sorry to disappoint you, i missed dinner so i could get there on time.
( scott,, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:18, archived)