Go and eat some lard.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Go and get a boyfriend

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

you two should get together

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

Im hot for it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

If only I could find his penis under all that blubber.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

his penis under all that blubber someone to love me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

perhaps they could share a boyfriend

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

Not before you get a salad.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

I have a salad in the fridge
Do you have a boyfriend at arms reach? I think not:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

I keep him in the fridge.
He melts easily.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)