I'm here.
I just woke up from a dream that involved getting angry at a Mac luser who refused to believe any of the advice I was giving her. She was trying to search for underwear (or cure a technical issue, maybe both), and instead of just googling it, she googled, "get seeds underwear" and randomly started downloading this mystery torrent onto a Windows laptop.

All I remember is her being haughty and "it can't go wrong, it's a MAC." How can a geeky dream wind me up so much?
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

maybe it was not the geek element
but the seeds in her underwear.

maybe that blossomed.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

I don't think she understood the phrase
'grass in the garden' very well then.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

maybe the bush just needed trimming

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:41, archived)