Bloody hell
no new message since three this morning?

There must be someone who could not sleep or got up early for work!

Its alright for me as I am now in bed after working all night.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:14, archived)

I'm awake
I'm updating my new TomTom as I'm a direction spazz
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

Speaking of which
I need to update my tom tom as its a few years out of date.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

I only got mine yesterday
I'm going to let it guide me to work.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Done the same car journey now for almost 19 years
could do it in my sleep.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

I'm here.
I just woke up from a dream that involved getting angry at a Mac luser who refused to believe any of the advice I was giving her. She was trying to search for underwear (or cure a technical issue, maybe both), and instead of just googling it, she googled, "get seeds underwear" and randomly started downloading this mystery torrent onto a Windows laptop.

All I remember is her being haughty and "it can't go wrong, it's a MAC." How can a geeky dream wind me up so much?
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

maybe it was not the geek element
but the seeds in her underwear.

maybe that blossomed.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

I don't think she understood the phrase
'grass in the garden' very well then.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

maybe the bush just needed trimming

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:41, archived)

I'm all sneezy
And gotta get dressed, have breakfast and walk a mile and a half in the next hour.
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:34, archived)

doable

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

I am off work again today, but got up as find it hard to sleep at the moment :)
*buzzes around on prednisolone*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 7:44, archived)

this is where gin is your friend.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

No booze for me for at least a week :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

what?
how are you going to last a entire week?!?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

I think the average weekly amount of postings is way down these days too
*sounds the gong of internet death*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

bah dont be so downbeat
this place has had more ups and downs than a spastic on a bouncy castle.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

it's because I'm not online as much these days, isn't it?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

Have you been yielding fewer pages when you search for your name every morning
you enormous pancake of a man.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

Perhaps you've stopped replying to yourself
that would have saved many posts
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

but had he not
he would have lost the game!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

*snigger*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

If i searched for my name every morning id be inundated with badger desperately trying to get my attention
I imagine he cries every night.

Although considering he probably has to escape his missus trying to eat him every night, im not surprised.

lolfatkillingyouyoung
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

I imagine this to happen in a benny hill stylee
But with the sad, plinky plonky music from the end of the incredible hulk.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

*drops 10,000 spoons behind you*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

We were hiding
you ruined it.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

i failed to receive the memo in time

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:00, archived)