It is beyond satire.
We tried to help, but the gasping, wheezing lies just kept coming.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

I imagine their little chests are heaving with the exertion f fighting off all those zombies and ninjas
Plus the advances of the models of Nuts magazine
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

I've stuck another true one on there
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421745
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Pfft
Is that actually true? Ace.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Another time they put Sam in a bin
and said they would let him out if he could tell them, in English what was in the bin.

'FUCKING RUBBISH' he screamed, before adding calmly
'and a wasps'

Fucking genius bullying.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

Aww.
That's awesome. Cruel to Sam, but awesome. I might use that as my sig or something.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

There are other Sam wongisms
Sam was at a nightclub a few years later and there was a scuffle outside.

cue Sam Wong running full pelt at a taxi until it escaped.
Everyone gathers round

'Sam, what's wong?'

'THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY FRIENDS'


Another classic was Sam Wong explaining 'NOT KOREAN' and 'Not every Chinese person is Bruce Lee' which much to my brother's amusment is also a line in Tuxedo, starring Jackie Chan.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:47, archived)