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I'm aware we've had this discussion
but Jesus Chris what's up over at QOTW this week? They've gone into autistic-pander-medicated overdrive.

Anyway, why aren't you at work?

Edit: I'm keeping the typo. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
I liked the one that was basically an 80's training montage about him overcoming the terrible bullies

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
Don't mock QOTW or I'll run you over in my Honda

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
whilst training as a ninja?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
and having sex with loads of page 3 girls

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
And flying your jet
Good morning Mr Al! I trust we find you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:19, archived)
Very well thanks
just off to work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
Be good now

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
Pfft
Jesus Chris
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
I think a QOTWer just needs to post saying "I'm being bullied by Talk"
Can't we just stop moaning about them? We both moan about each other, but c'mon! Let's take the high ground here.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
Or we could take the well worn path of back biting and such

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
Well, you're so good at it, why change things now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
Im surprised PB hasnt mentioned us
We're terrible bullies:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
I've been having a gaz chat with him.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
If you take the high ground, it's much harder for a Honda to hit you
They aren't that powerful uphill
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
HONDA ACCORD

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
He deserved it. He was a year below.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
And of course
you wouldn't beat someone up if there was a chance they could actually beat you. No, you'd wait until they were spacked out on drugs and completely defenseless. And pinned by a car. Then it's fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
I love how the more detail he adds, the less believable it is, rather than the other way round.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
Yeah.
That's a smashing blouse you're wearing. Are you wearing a bra? You have lovely breasts. Is that too forward of me? Should I start by complementing your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
I wouldn't call it bullying per se.
I don't mind most of them, I'm sure they're lovely people. I only whinge because whenever I go there, it's like walking into that cancer support group in Fight Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
Have you read some of the answers?
And replies to the answers...
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
Because I have asthma and my boss has informed me to STAY THE FUCK HOME*.



*actual text message received.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
Hooray!
NOW GET BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
Yeah.
But your boss hasn't yet found out that you have asthma. That's just a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:19, archived)
Pfft.
Oh...

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
Asking a question about bullying
To a group of Aspergers suffering lying twats is never going to end well.
Some of the replies are class though
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
It does make for depressing reading though

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
It makes me want to go to a QoTW bash and bully them.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
Bad idea
50% of them could/have knocked out Mike Tyson, the others have Honda Accords and are not afraid to use them.
You could be punching out of your depth
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
haha, i like that collision of expressions there!
'punching out of your depth'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
I couldn't decide which one to use.

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
It is beyond satire.
We tried to help, but the gasping, wheezing lies just kept coming.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
I imagine their little chests are heaving with the exertion f fighting off all those zombies and ninjas
Plus the advances of the models of Nuts magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
I've stuck another true one on there
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421745
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
Pfft
Is that actually true? Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
Another time they put Sam in a bin
and said they would let him out if he could tell them, in English what was in the bin.

'FUCKING RUBBISH' he screamed, before adding calmly
'and a wasps'

Fucking genius bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
Aww.
That's awesome. Cruel to Sam, but awesome. I might use that as my sig or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
There are other Sam wongisms
Sam was at a nightclub a few years later and there was a scuffle outside.

cue Sam Wong running full pelt at a taxi until it escaped.
Everyone gathers round

'Sam, what's wong?'

'THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY FRIENDS'


Another classic was Sam Wong explaining 'NOT KOREAN' and 'Not every Chinese person is Bruce Lee' which much to my brother's amusment is also a line in Tuxedo, starring Jackie Chan.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:47, archived)