Sitting on something vibraty?
I don't know, I'm a porn person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I can cure asexuallity with a quick flash of my nudger.
There would be aquaplaning of rare proportions and girly-gloop everywhere.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:30, archived)