Oh /talk
my mother in law has been rushed to hospital in a serious condition and I am sat here like a lost lemon posting about it on the internet because I can't go as I have to stay and look after the kids. ARRRRRRRRGH
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

You could do my ironing
That should keep your little girly brain happy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

oh no, i hope it all works out ok, i'm sure the doctors, who are hard working dedicated individuals will use there medical knowledge to treat her
although some doctors seem to be abit inept, but that's not really the thing, no offence, cool
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Just stop it now.
You've gone too far.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

it's /talk it's ok
I expected nothing less
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

ok, cool, no problems eh
smashing
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I'm going to put some wasps down your japs in the hope of stopping this anodyne menace.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

forum banter, good stuff
brill
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Oh man
I could really nip your arm right now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

It's ok, he'll get bored of it soon.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Oh hon, how horrible :(
Not much you can do apart from keep busy...Bogus has a fair point about the ironing...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Throw yourself into looking after them- now's the time for games and crafts.
Look after yourself, chuck.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)