Have you checked there is water in it. Are you sure it isn't a iron?
or a kitten or something
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Oh! OH!
Oh wait, no, of course, it's an iron. I forgot.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:48, archived)