Stupid technology.
There's a stupid red light when I pull the trigger on this stupid screwdriver power tool thing and the trigger won't depress, as such it won't turn on.

Stupid stupid stupid.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Don't you have a man handy?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

MORE THAN AN EELING
MORE THAN IN EALING
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

It's either out of battery or there's some sort of saftey lock
LOOK AT ME BEING ALL HELPFUL!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Does it have both fwd and reverse? If so, maybe you have the selection button in between the two, instead of having either fwd or reverse fully selected.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

No no I've pushed the button in fully in either direction.
It won't turn on either clockwise or anticlockwise. And it's fully charged, or at least, it's been on charge for a few hours.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

shout at it.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

is the giggling pin correctly engaged in the laughing sprocket?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Does it have a safety catch?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

how can you pull the trigger
and then say the trigger won't depress?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Well I pull it in about half a millimetre.
By pull I mean I push it in and it does nothing.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

have you tried using a hand screwdriver.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

it IS a hand screwdriver now

( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

for a job like that I'd use a hand screwdriver anyway.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

when you pull the trigger a red light comes on and you can't pull the trigger?
i'm sure i'm misreading that
( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

pork faggots?
/ac
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Pull the battery out and flip the fwd and reverse back and forward while trying to depress the trigger
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

And it doesn't have a removable battery :(
/Is an idiot
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Have you checked there is water in it. Are you sure it isn't a iron?
or a kitten or something
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Oh! OH!
Oh wait, no, of course, it's an iron. I forgot.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:48, archived)