You really need to ditch your job as a train driver
edit: I was once in a pub at a table next to these blokes who were talking, one was so pissed he soiled himself (of the rear), and he was saying an hour earlier how he was up in the morning to go to work as a train driver.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

you said
you wouldn't mention it on here!
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)