Morning!
Anyone want to meet me for a beer at Kings Cross tomorrow so I don't die of boredom during the 4 hours I have to spend watiing for my train?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)

There is only one reason for meeting at Kings Cross

you nawty man you.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

Eh?
I'm a gurl and I have 4 hours in between getting off the plane and getting my train and I want a beer, dammit! If I don't fall asleep.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

I wasn't expecting that answer.

As you have norks there should be no shortage of offers from local b3tans to a meeting with beer. The 2 favourite b3tan items.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

a LADY
at Kings Cross?
She'll get moved on...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

You really need to ditch your job as a train driver
edit: I was once in a pub at a table next to these blokes who were talking, one was so pissed he soiled himself (of the rear), and he was saying an hour earlier how he was up in the morning to go to work as a train driver.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

you said
you wouldn't mention it on here!
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)