It's far too early in the day for me to be upsetting people, what's going on?
I shouldn't even be out of bed yet.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Shut up, if I'm up you all have to be.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

*goes back to bed to spite you*
I SO WIN!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

You cunt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)