Okay, question times
Exams are breathing down my neck for the 5th year running, and I've barricaded myself in with various supplies, but I'm going to need more

What is your weapon of choice when it comes to revision food and why?
(Red Bull and Pot noodles not allowed)
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I don't do exams as I am a grown up, after a fashion.
And to prove it I will now go to the pub to eat some food and drink some beer. Imagine that!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Whisky, women and kebabs
all at the same time.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Ask a better question.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Alphabetti-Spaghetti
You just spell out whatever it is you want to learn and eat it. INSTANT KNOWLEDGE
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

As far as I recall, I think I was going through a ryvita and brie period.
Either that or nothing but yoghurt, black coffee and cigarettes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

urgh, period with cereal and cheese?
lumpy :-(
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

If you're any older than 12 you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Come on, remember where you are.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

You make a good point.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Is there really an obligation
to act like a twat, JUST because 'everyone else here does so it's okay?'

Edit: not calling you a twat, just an observation on why I feel justifying an obtuse response as "because everyone else does" is wrong
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

I see you're upset because I suggested your post was shit.
Feel free to stay angry at me for a day or two, posting little unimportant ramblings in response to any posts I make.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

see edit above.
I'm not angry, I just think it's a little silly.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Diddums.
Now, fuck off.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

What?
Don't be a cunt, grow up and get some fucking manners you arrogant tosser.
I asked an innocent question, in no way did it warrant a shitty response and it certainly didn't require your adolescent response to a grown-up observation.
Wanker
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Girls, girls
you're both such lovely girls. Don't fight. If you do, fight nice, with pillows and jim jams.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I've even got white socks that I push down lie they're ankle socks.
*sexy*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Give us a twirl, love.
*takes a nice big drag on her soggy Embassy number one and scratches under her string vest*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's far too early in the day for me to be upsetting people, what's going on?
I shouldn't even be out of bed yet.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Shut up, if I'm up you all have to be.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

*goes back to bed to spite you*
I SO WIN!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

You cunt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

jim raspberry
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Not enough people watch Black Books.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Or even better
with pillows but no jim jams.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

pfft
Score!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahaha
Nice wobble, you big tart
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

You can't be silly on b3ta.
This is a SERIOUS place.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

*facepalms*
urgh sometimes I hate this place. Other times it makes me laugh.
This is one of those times when I do both.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I'm calling him a twat.
Trouser you twat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Can you imagine, if someone did actually piss on your chips?
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

It would be my lucky day

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

I'd get my little wooden fork
and lever their eyes out with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

a lethal dose of decent coffee
it's my answer to everything
( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Mountain Dew
They were selling it when I was revising, and it's amazing.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:18, archived)