you cunt
why do I want to bum you so much?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'd love to be able to answer that but I'm afraid I don't know who you are
hello new person
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)