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b3ta looks really nice
in the tiny square of firefox i have made for it in the corner by the clock.

it's like a little desktop PDA; a constant, undetectable stream into my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
The thought of putting /talk or anything to do with it near my mouth has just turned my stomach.
I've just had an essay break and watched The Apprentice and now really don't want to get back to essaying.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
How many words have you got left to go?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Oh I've got plenty of words. Just need to take out the bad ones and replace them with good ones and put the sentences into the right order
and sort out the grammar and punctuation and do my referencing properly and check I've not missed anything out and change some bits so my line of argument in clear all the way through. I have no problem with the actual word count, just what they say.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Ahhhhhh, I see.
I can't help you in any way, but good luck with it all. I'd get someone to read it after you're done- I did that with my auteur essay and they spotted a couple of mistakes I made when I was trying to finish it at 2 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
clickin dis
oh wait, no I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
is wow your new online nemesis?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
I don't understand her, that's all
it's a complete mystery to me how someone can be top poster on both boards every day of the week but still be stultifyingly dull and uninteresting
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
I think she's nice.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
You're just trying to get in her pance.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
I am nice.
Well, mostly. I was raised to be, unless given a good reason.

I think you're nice too. Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
fair enough i guess
it's slightly uncomfortable seeing you have a dig at her on here though, like watching someone kicking a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Is she all furry and does she wee on the carpet when she's nervous then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
you know me, I always go for popularity on here
not like me to think for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
you cunt
why do I want to bum you so much?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I'd love to be able to answer that but I'm afraid I don't know who you are
hello new person
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
i just don't see the harm
i mean if you were to start a blog no one would ever read it, why not just post on here instead?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
You're doing better than me then,
I had to get an extension but the draft is due in tomorrow at 10am and I have written 50 out of my 5000 words.

Good luck lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
HAHA, I laugh at you stoopids student.
HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
I've never handed a piece of work in late.
I'm too worried they'd tell me to stick it if I asked for an extension.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
The very fact that I started this one more than 24 hours before it's due in is a first I think.
Good luck pet, I'm going to get back on it now. x
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Ohhh, good luck.
do auto replaces and things, hopefully that might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
Well I've written it twice before but they're both rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
At least you're not completely working from scratch, then.
Phew, I thought you still had it all to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
You've just reminded me I've got a 3000 word report to do.
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
At least I reminded you
if you get it out of the way, you can flap about in your paddling pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
that's GREAT!
thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
FANTASTIC!

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
constant stream into your mouth?
you say all the horniest things
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Constant?
Makes me think of The Gush. Or at least, I think that's what it's called. Blue Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm intrigued
is this some internet filth I should be checking out?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Not internet, and yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

why does "gushing" ring a bell.. so to speak. I've hear of it before
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
The word?
I'd wager you have, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
oh
it was a video someone showed me a long time ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Hahaha, I found it on youtube!
hilarious!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
some guy spunked up his guts.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
When they tried to cremate him, they could not burn hish ballsh

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
*shouts it from the rooftops*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
*climbs a mountain*
*bellows it*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Ever wondered what Dr Preference looks like?
www.clarepeople.com/index.php/This-Weeks-News/romantic-man-awaits-sentencing-for-indecency.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Nope, I've met him. He looks nothing like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
I KNOW
stop ruining my jokes.

/also lol Ireland
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
'They beat off stiff competition to win the prize'
ELL OH ELL
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
must be a joke musn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
i see you posted quite a lot in the 'Eccentrics' QOTW
i can't imagine that bodes well
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Do you read with your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
no
but I can taste you all and it's great
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
I bet you taste like cress

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
I taste of cherries and sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
DRY and RUBBISH.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
:(
Oh Limey. The hater has become the hated. How did we get here?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
It's like brail for fatties

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
The act of eating cake now becomes a means of social interaction!
Rejoice, internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
One chew for yes
Two chews for no
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
i like that :D

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)