Do softmints count?
I don't like chewing gum, I think it makes people look like slack-jawed yokels.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

You'd really not like living where I live
not only does everyone chew gum, but there is a large proportion of yokels with astonishingly high levels of jaw slackness.
And a severe disregard of societal convention.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

I have IMPERIALS in my car.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Fancy!
Get you!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Get them to crush the Rebel scum
do it NOW
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Help help I'm being oppressed!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Some watery bint handing out swords is no basis for a system of governance
etc.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

This is the kind of thing I think about whilst driving.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)