wrap bacon round it
your body will absorb the protein and grow a new piece of cartilage during the night, possibly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Still sounds like a waste of perfectly tasty bacon :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:07, archived)