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Fuck,,,
I've just pulled a small shard of what must be bone or cartelidge out of my kneecap and now it hurts to fuck and is swelling up... do I...

A: put ice on it and wait for the swelling to go down
B: get to the hospital
C: take a nightol and passout and deal with it when I get up
D: dig for more bits of stuff with a needle

PLACE BET NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
E: Do nothing, and see what happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
:)
plan - I could just drink a lot more and then I just wont care
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Also, PHOTOS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
will post some tomorrow
camera lead is in the other room and it hurts to walk
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
OH MAN UP!
You can't tease us with this story and then fail to deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
tries to find macro lens
for the bone thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
Fuck off and die.
And have a stottie cake.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Stick it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
If you think you've just pulled bone out, I'd go with B.
Or alternatively, E: Tell the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Option B1:
Drink heavily, then go to hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
drive?
I have an automatic so dont need my left leg and if I drink much more then I could probably handle the pain and get in a manual
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
This would be a good idea if not for the drink driving
Get bladdered, 'fall over' then get an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
Yeah. Course you have
That's why you can still tell the internet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
was only about 1cm long
and was sticking out like a little white head so I just pulled it out with tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
So, a zit then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
thats a hell of a blocked sebaceous gland there then

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
I'm back from my cigarette.
I suggest a healthy dose of manning up. Make sure to fuck up your other knee so that you're not walking lopsided.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
This is also good advice there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
Burp on your own haircut and rub it in a bit
this solve many of lifes mysteries...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Call 0845 46 47 NOW
and prepare yourself for an A&E visit.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
QUICK! OMG! U MITE DIE!!!!1111!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
01202 521666

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
I want to call this just to see what it is

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
do it, faggot

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
I would
But I just realised I have no credit :(

I don't like this, especially as I've been drinking and am suffering from a severe case of the BOREDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
FAGGOT FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

FAGGOT phone

I don't get paid until the morning - you're one day too fast :(

Even thought it's Dominos, I'd still call and complain about Jews and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
Probably Dominos in Bournemouth again

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
Ha ha! I've just googled it and I was right!
Didn't you get struck by the banhammer for that last time?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
oh no!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
might just do that -
it's getting rather swollen - night all - will post pics when I get the chance
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
Who are you kidding?
You wont wake up.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
wrap bacon round it
your body will absorb the protein and grow a new piece of cartilage during the night, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
Still sounds like a waste of perfectly tasty bacon :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:07, archived)