late night role call SM5 reporting in
weather: rainy and i'm soaked
mood: up and down, a little bit weepy and a little bit smiley
job: given my notice today, time to find a new job by the end of june
food: kebab
in other news: this has been one of the worst weeks of my life*

how are you all?

* no i don't intend to tell the internet about it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

I'm here
The internet better take heed of this fact.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

I am playing football in approximately 9 hours.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

where and who for?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

Up front for Atalanta.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

*slide tackles*
*cripples midfielder*
*wins ball*
*has a pint on the sidelines*

/Stuart Pearce
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Slide tackles?
It's indoor football. I'm not sure I can deal with the friction burn.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Punch them in the face, then

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

I prefer the shoulder barge over the dividing wall method.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

NUT THE CUNTS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

indoor football?
(insert random insult here)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

(insert random insult here) FAGGOT
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Why?
It takes a lot more stamina to play 5 a side for 2 hours than it does to play poncey 11 aside for 2 hours.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm going to bed once I've had a wee

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

a wee what?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

christ, let's not do that report thing again eh?
I mean it was shit enough last time, I thought we'd given up on that rubbish long ago?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

You never get rid of shit memes on here
They merely lay dormant.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

given up on that rubbish?
this is the internet my dear gilgamesh, as long as i don't mention what i had for lunch everything will be fine
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

I had toast
OH SHIT.

_INTERNET
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Bringing it onto the gayshift is low too.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)