I am playing football in approximately 9 hours.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

where and who for?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

Up front for Atalanta.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

*slide tackles*
*cripples midfielder*
*wins ball*
*has a pint on the sidelines*

/Stuart Pearce
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Slide tackles?
It's indoor football. I'm not sure I can deal with the friction burn.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Punch them in the face, then

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

I prefer the shoulder barge over the dividing wall method.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

NUT THE CUNTS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

indoor football?
(insert random insult here)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

(insert random insult here) FAGGOT
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Why?
It takes a lot more stamina to play 5 a side for 2 hours than it does to play poncey 11 aside for 2 hours.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)